


We're busy translating our official history from the 200 original golden napkins that were found in the zeitgeist garbage. Mostly scrawled in ketchup, the sacred napkins describe the origins of the chopper riding urban dwellers. The crud historical team is working three shifts per day, six days per week, trying to restore these monumentally important chopper bicycle artifacts.
-crudmastergeneraleral martin leugers tricia wright




